Monday, 13 February 2012

Betul ke?? Betul Kot hehehe...

- Dialog - 

P: Kenapa awak suke saya?
L: Sebab awak baik
P: Tapi saya mcm mana kalau sy tak baik?
L: Saya tetap suke awak jugak
P: Kenapa?
L: Sebab baik tu 'attitude' so manusia boleh berubah...
P: Tapi saya tak cantik..
L: Cantik kan tak kekal sampai bila2.. saya suke awak bukan sebab awab cantik..
P: Saya tak pandai masak, and sy pun tak suke duduk kat dapur
L: Saya suke masak, and takde orang suke duduk kat dapaur.. nak duduk, duduk laa kat ruang tamu ke, meja makan ke, dalam bilik ke... he he
P: Saya tak suke kemas rumah, saya suke buat sepah jer...
L: Saya pun tak suke mengemas jugak, so kite sama lah, tapi sebab awak saya akan kemaskan ... 
P: Tapi, sy tak sempurna.. saya tak baik dan saya takde ciri2 perempuan yang lelaki suke
L: Saya tak kisah semua tu... yang penting awak 'original' kan? awak bukan 'nyah' kan? 
P: Memang laa tak... tapi betul ke awak suke saya ni?
L: Ye laa memang laa saya suke awak, buat ape saya nak tipu. tipu kan dosa... Saya ikhlas and setulus hati terima awak seadanya... 
P: Tapi masalah lah sikit rasanya..
L: Kenapa pulak? Ape masalah awak?
P: Masalahnya saya tak suke awak... ^^
L: ........(> <)


p/s: Cinta tak semestinya bersatu, cinta jugak tak semestinya berbalas.. kita mungkin bertepuk sebelah tangan... mungkin juga kita terlalu suka hidup dalam andaian... so andai kata segala andaian kita betul for sure kita akan bahagia.. tapi sekiranya andaian kita salah... so macam mana? 



Jatuh Cinta...

Sunday, 12 February 2012

Perlu atau tidak?

Tadi aku dok selongkar 'gobok' buruk kat bilik ayah... Aku jumpa kamera jenama ' kashica' model tahun 70an .. Dah lama kamera tu... Seingat aku .. Time tu aku kecik lagi kamera ni mmg dah lama ada... Tak tahu la boleh pakai lagi ke tidak... Nak dibandingkan dengan kamera digital aku... Memang laa tak seadvance kamera sekarang.. tapi yang uniknya... Kamera yang still menggunakan filem memang best kalau ambik gambar... baru profesional.. sebab.. tak bleh nak wat silap.. kalau tak nanti membazir filem.. and hasilnya gambar memang cantik... tak macam pakai digital camera.. silap boleh delete and ambik semula.. tak perlu risau rosak filem.. hehe

Esok aku ada appointment, dan pada masa yang sama aku nak kena siapkan beberapa dokumen untuk kerja aku... especially untuk marketing dan distribution... aku tak boleh nak sambil lewa dalam kerja... sekarang aku bukan muda lagi nak main2 dalam kerja... aku kena serius... 

Saturday, 11 February 2012

At last

hehe at last my blog is online again ... walaupun x dapat nak masukan semua nota lama kat dalam ni... but the original text is still remain the same.. cuba note aku yang aku tulis dalam word pad nak kena masukkan balik sikit2 laa... ikut tarikh yang aku tulis sebelum ni...

agak memenatkan... and right now baru lepas mandi and dok tgk2 schedule untuk minggu depan start isnin ni brapa laa appointment aku ade nih.. hehe... agak banyak laa jugak kot... tapi takde laa sampai tak de masa nak rehat macam dulu.. rasanya makin banyak masa nak rehat ada lah kot...

ermm doc tak edit lagi... just a few step then aku dah settle... hope boleh settlekan sebelum hari khamis.. esok aku ade appointment dengan doc.. tapi aku sihat jer.. cuma ayah kena check darah... tadi pagi aku dapat phone call from career excell offer aku kerja... huhu... time ni laa mcm2 offer datang mintak aku kerja dengan diorang.. haritu time takde kerja takde sapa pun nk offer kan.. :P

maybe not now... aku selesa dengan kerja sekarang.. walaupun freelance.. kerja sendiri.. tapi at least aku puas.. tak menyusahkan orang lain.. and aku ade income yang cukup untuk aku sara diri dan keluarga... boleh laa setakat nak cari calon isteri . hahaha..

Friday, 3 February 2012

Stay away from Aunt Marge!!

A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made  a mess." "And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" "Very good," said the teacher.

Next little Lucy raised a hand and said, "Our family are farmers, too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks and the moral to this story is, don't count your chickens until they're hatched." "That was a fine story Lucy. Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, ma'am! My daddy told me this story about my Aunt Marge. She was a flight engineer during Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a Machete. So .. she drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break. Then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed 70 of them with the machine gun until it ran out of bullets! Then she killed 20 more with the machete till the blade broke; then she killed the last 10 with her bare hands." "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?" "Stay away from Aunt Marge when she's been drinking."

Thursday, 2 February 2012

get back in and see

3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.

So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels' rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess the situation.

Hardware tech: "Let's try and fix it. I'll crawl under the car and take a look. "

Systems analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in brakes."

Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?"

They help me sleep better

An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”

Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?”

The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.”

The doctor considered this for a second, and continued… “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”

The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.”
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